<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12287842</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:28:55.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I love my hoes.</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Carpe Diem, biatches.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05697212590961307509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/xweirdedxxicex/moionzebed2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12287842.post-111647153869883897</id><published>2005-05-18T19:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-03T13:23:19.120-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I.have.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12287842-111647153869883897?l=impimpette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/feeds/111647153869883897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12287842&amp;postID=111647153869883897' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default/111647153869883897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default/111647153869883897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/2005/05/ihave.html' title='I.have.'/><author><name>Carpe Diem, biatches.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05697212590961307509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/xweirdedxxicex/moionzebed2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12287842.post-111405383529285429</id><published>2005-04-20T20:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-20T20:24:20.116-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And they say slow people died off...</title><content type='html'>Haha. I played the funniest joke on my friend D. (He's my crack for those of you that don't know. I have to talk to him for at least an hour a day. I'm gonna go into withdrawl when I go to Honduras). Anyway, he told he that his ears were popped so I told him I had a remedy...I told him to pinch his nose, close his mouth, blow air out of his nose without breathing in and I'd tell him when to stop. Lol...A minute went by and he started typing random letters...I didn't think he'd actually keep doing it. It was hilariomous...Just had to tell you guys the story. I thought it was pretty interesting. Nothing much going on today...ttyl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuna out fish trout.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12287842-111405383529285429?l=impimpette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/feeds/111405383529285429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12287842&amp;postID=111405383529285429' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default/111405383529285429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default/111405383529285429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/2005/04/and-they-say-slow-people-died-off.html' title='And they say slow people died off...'/><author><name>Carpe Diem, biatches.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05697212590961307509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/xweirdedxxicex/moionzebed2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12287842.post-111401966341808896</id><published>2005-04-20T10:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-20T10:54:23.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi, I thought I'd actually post this time.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;I got to stay home from school today, but I promised my dad I'd clean up, so I have to at some point. Yugh, my room is a mess. Chrispy, Megan, and Jasmin are probably gonna be pissed that I didn't go. Chrispy had a point with the whole Emo thing. Emo is crack...unaddicting crack that should suck it. Why does everyone kool-aid have to be emo?? BASTARDS!! Stealing our stuff...ANyway...I'm bored...die boredome, die...That's all for today, folks. Tune in for another episode when I feel like actually giving details. Ttyl. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12287842-111401966341808896?l=impimpette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/feeds/111401966341808896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12287842&amp;postID=111401966341808896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default/111401966341808896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12287842/posts/default/111401966341808896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://impimpette.blogspot.com/2005/04/hi-i-thought-id-actually-post-this.html' title='Hi, I thought I&apos;d actually post this time.'/><author><name>Carpe Diem, biatches.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05697212590961307509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/xweirdedxxicex/moionzebed2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12287842.post-111393327328239328</id><published>2005-04-19T10:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-19T10:54:33.283-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My...post??</title><content type='html'>I got it so I could comment on people's blogs. lol. Pathetic?? Why yes, I'll take that drink. I'm so bored...my poems are gay. Chrispy is reading them, megan is having sex with the computer. GIANT ORGY EVERYONE. Anyway, better go. 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